Nothing to See Here Spiral Notebook

This bold spiral notebook blends humor, mystery, and pop-culture parody. The cover features two suited figures in striking black-and-white, sunglasses on, holding a glowing neuralyzer that looks ready to wipe memories clean. The dramatic lighting and sharp contrast create a sleek, cinematic feel — perfect for anyone with a taste for conspiracy humor or edgy political commentary. Inside, crisp ruled pages make this notebook just as functional as it is iconic. Jot down notes, sketches, reminders… or your own classified theories.

Product features

• 118 ruled pages (59 sheets) of smooth 90gsm paper for neat writing
• Durable 350gsm front and back covers with high-contrast monochrome print
• Metal spiral binding for easy flipping and clean page removal
• Interior document pocket for receipts, stickers, or ideas worth protecting
• Compact 6" × 8" size — easy to carry, impossible to ignore

Care instructions

• Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush dust from the center outward.