Celebrate commitment with humor that doesn’t hold back. This bold Valentine’s Day card delivers a playful, over-the-top message of loyalty that’s perfect for couples who appreciate satire, confidence, and a little attitude with their romance.
Whether you’re gifting it solo or pairing it with something special, this card makes one thing crystal clear: this love is here to stay.
Front Message:
I’d Never Dump You!
Inside Message:
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Tremendous day, very romantic—people are saying it’s the most romantic ever. And you? Incredible. Smart, beautiful, total winner at love, everyone agrees. Couples try, many fail, very sad—but this love is a HUGE SUCCESS!
Details:
- Premium 270gsm cardstock
- High-quality, vibrant print
- Includes envelope
- Perfect for Valentine’s Day or novelty gift bundles
